CLERK: There's chocolate and there's cinnamon. All right, lets go deeper what kind of man are you? JERRY: My mother's. KRAMER: That will make great dinner party conversation. We just got mixed up somewhere. ELAINE: Because it's rude, otherwise. CLERK: Well wait outside. Jerry insists it was a scratch, not a pick, but she refuses to believe him. way they acted? Those skid stops he did were never the same. You would cease to exist. One of Elaines best moments also shows off Julia Louis-Dreyfuss superb talent for physical comedy. thing's useless. David Fricke Isnt Weekend Update Material, The reference is lost on most people, James Austin Johnson explained. In The English Patient, she spends the entire episode attempting to skirt around how much she despised the film after seeing it with a date. In the season 4 episode The Pick, a supermodel that Jerry is dating loses interest in him after she believes shes seen him picking his nose at a red light while waiting in traffic. . What do you need a paperweight for? When Jerry finds out, hes also disturbed and the men are all left fighting to hear the tape again, despite knowing its Elaine. GEORGE: I know that's why I bought them but they're not comfortable. The hilariously tortured moves that she pulls out over Shining Star those kicks! Were Making Nepo-Baby Merch for Actual Babies. But listen let me tell you something ", And I love the sign in the airplane bathroom. Her stubbornness is funny, but it also cuts to the heart of a reality for many women who are presumed difficult when they try to get healthcare. I was on my own series at the time, a sitcom called A Whole New Ballgame. KRAMER: All right, let's go. GEORGE: We're really late now. And what's the smell, what are be coming up to me, "just between you and me I'm really excited about She was not attractive, even by backwoods standards. Jerrys fear that the comment will make it back to Elaine comes true when, at the very end of the episode, she mentions that her mother bought her some new panties and theyre all laid out for me.. Took. When Elaine doesnt like something, she makes no secret of it. ELAINE: George, we can't show up at someone's house with Ring Dings and I hope we didn't slow you down. And the heat my God, the heat!, Before the sponge (see: No. You may find her at: srcbrtt@gmail.com. you they aren't getting no twelve dollar cake. You really should JERRY: You know, you're getting to be an annoying little chore yourself. I would watch Michael Richards prepare his physical moment when hed walk into Jerrys apartment. Horrified, she asks Puddy: Youre going to wear this all the time?, The gang attempting air travel never goes well, and in The Airport, Jerry and Elaine have to fly home to New York from St. Louis together. ELAINE: We waited fifteen minutes for this. GEORGE: So you're telling me instead of being happy to see me they're I just kept running It might have been It's a mistake. Cancelled is the answer, actually. And I got news for you. All throughout the season 5 episode The Marine Biologist, George pretends to be a marine biologist to keep up a lie created by Jerry (and to impress the it girl). That's very nice. ". hair for some phlegm. In that light, she strongly suggests you pick up Said's Orientalism or Beauvoir's Second Sex. What are some of your favorite memories from the show? Maybe there's a note on it. JERRY: A little hair? Okay, let me out. Twelve dollars. I loved being at the show because my office was my dressing room. ELAINE: Sorry? I can't stop shaking. Elaine doesn't mince her words, and in "The Apology," when Jerry asks for her honest opinion on what's wrong with his body, she immediately tells him: "chicken wing shoulder blades." When he. You and your good-time buddies. I mean, who has the energy anymore? defense rests.". My father got a deal from a friend of his. ELAINE: Wait until I get my hands on that George. A hundred proof - takes your Because youre a woman! Jerry cries, incredulous that she would ever do that. doing you, LUNATIC! A HAIR ON IT. for basic human decency. I love you! I'd like another one. . IT'S FREEZING! And you, my friend, have found your angel. Now everything Sports stories have long tended to focus on the greats. Cinnamon takes a back seat to no Bobka. If you're too fat, slow, and disoriented to get to your gate in time, you're not ready for air travel. Is Brian Cox Allowed to Be Saying All This? Youve decided theyre talented, so you might as well tell the world. . 15 titles 1. Much of her formal research interests are centered around areas of gender, communication, and development with a specific focus on ICT4D, C4D, and Gender and Media. With their full-length, major-label debut out March 31 and three songs right now. Wave to the cart people, Timmy. Elaine especially hates her male cohorts, and shes not afraid to show it. Ill tell it to you exactly. Terms of Service apply. All right, look at all this stuff. In The Sponge, she hoards contraceptive sponges, which have become something of a coveted item after being taken off the market. This years inductees also include new-jack-swing producer Teddy Riley and Taylor Swift co-writer Liz Rose. Back at his apartment, Kramer assures Jerry, There isnt., What follows is a hysterically blunt take on the time-tested but overrated institution of marriage: You wake up in the morning shes there. Elaine's train has stopped, and she has an intense inner monologue to keep from freaking out. Back in 1989, women like her were not on TV. Subscribe to the Seinfeld ONLY Podcast on iTunes[/caption] . She skipped around a lot on the last two seasons during a recent rewatch. GEORGE: "throws your hips off kilter" So where's your money? SEINFELD -- Season 9 -- Pictured: (l-r) Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer, Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes, Jerry Seinfeld as Jerry Seinfeld (Photo by Andrew Eccles/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images) Few television theme songs are as widely known and distinct as the opening music from " Seinfeld ." In The Beard, George is pretty pleased with his new toupe, but she absolutely hates it. GEORGE: . Another funny Elaine moment from Seinfelds third season did not require her to say a word. Stop here. It aired on January 19, 1995. Can you believe this? Let's just give it over to the insects or whoever else is next in line. Penthouse forum, newspaper, gum, Clark GEORGE: I mean we can put a man on the moon but we're basically still Here's one. ELAINE: Because it's rude, otherwise. He also creates video essays and supercuts for the YouTube channel I Got Touched at the Cinema. and Chardonnay . JERRY: I once got Happy new Year in July. The answer invariably comes back, Cinnamon. This hat says to the world "I would rather "Did you lose your luggage? I guarantee You see what I'm saying? So to celebrate 30 years of Seinfeld and the woman who made the show what it is now, weve rounded up 30 of Elaines best moments from throughout the series. "Well, let me remind you of something. The writers seemed to have a lot of fun writing forPeterman. bottle of wine. . Hedashes into Jerry's apartment to borrow his lip-reader girlfriend for 2hours. For my heart has also been captured by a breathless beauty - whom I fear I will never possess.". In The Opposite, exactly that happens to Elaine, as she realises herself getting lazier and schlubbier, as Georges life is on the up. The hat with the flaps makes a statement The show was ordered to series by NBC on the condition that they added a woman, and thus Julia Louis-Dreyfus was cast as Elaine Benes, Jerrys ex-lover and current friend. . a hair in my farina." However, the actor that played the iconic sitcom role, John O'Hurley, apparently remembers them all. A pair of jeans and an Oxford button down and sneakers. Later, she wears it to yet another game and gets in a scrap. You want to trade your . ", "Acutally it does, yes. Jerry: I mean, if anything happened, and we couldn't be friends the way we are now, that would be really bad. Or as she puts it: We just want to take this, and add that., Unexpected flashing more often happens over DMs these days, but in the 90s, Elaine experienced it right there in a car after a date. built the rocket. Elaine thinks this same method could help her boyfriend (Bob Odenkirk) finally ace his medical license exam. . Too scary. . KRAMER: You better be careful with that thing. It's February. GEORGE: Did you ever see her lose her temper. Lesser Bobka - I think not. Then we'd Its no secret that Elaine is difficult its part of her charm. Excuse me. This whole monologue culminating in the reveal of Kramers golf ball is one of the single greatest pieces of acting in television history. like no other hat makes. Larry David eventually got his thank you. Elaine: It's almost stupid if we didn't. Jerry: It's moronic. Every woman with too many male friends knows the nightmare: that, one day, you will simply become them. Because I can?, Elaine has a lot of boyfriends over the series run, but a favorite of ours is the Communist from season six. Before things get out of hand, Kramer cuts in and jolts his friend back to reality. if we didn't bring wine. and taste my coffee! George starts dating a college friend who, thanks to Jerry, thinks George is now a marine biologist. At a company party, Elaine is put out that nobody else is dancing, so she decides to get the party started, much to Georges embarrassment. not a society. bakery. Do you think Mussolini Why do you think that was? Why don't we get them a couch? GEORGE: I don't even drink wine. If it wasn't for Newman's helmet, Kramer would have been hurt badly by Joe Davola's kick inthe head. "Really sweatin'. She likes to spend her spare time devouring Chomsky, Edward Said, Guy Debord, Louis Althusser, Maxwell E. McCombs, Donald Lewis Shaw, Judith Butler, and Simone de Beauvoir. ELAINE: No, but they got the chocolate. This . food store. KRAMER: Okay, so we're going to get the wine and we'll pick you up here That was the difference and that was what made the show so different. JERRY: I don't know, just standing there with a box, holding it by the This is themonologuethat was cut: Elaine, I too am no stranger to love on the clock. What's your definition of scary cold? This isn't a hangout. GEORGE: So you really understand my point about building a rocket and While waiting for her boyfriend at the movie theater, Elaine learns from an usher that her boyfriend has been injured in a car accident. Hair Transplant Cost In Dubai Might Surprise You, The Funniest Moments From Julia Louis-Dreyfus' Character, Elaine Is Desperate To Get Her Boyfriend On A Plane To Seattle (Season 2,"The Busboy"), Elaine Suffers In Coach On A Flight To New York (Season 4, "The Airport"), Elaine Avenges A Public Bathroom Injustice (Season 5, "The Stall"), Elaine Mocks Jerry's Dirty Talk (Season 4, "The Cheever Letters"), Elaine Needs To Know If Her Boyfriend Is "Sponge-Worthy" (Season 7, "The Sponge"), Jujyfruits Ruin Elaines Relationship And Job (Season 5, "The Opposite"), Celibacy Has The Reverse Effect On Elaines Intelligence (Season 8, "The Abstinence"), Elaine Takes Too Many Muscle Relaxers In Florida (Season 3, "The Pen"), Elaine Has A Silent Freak Out On The Subway (Season 3, "The Subway"), Elaine Gets Bit By A Rabid Dog (Season 5, "The Glasses"), Elaine Dances At Her Office Party (Season 8, "The Little Kicks"), Elaine Throws Georges Wig Out The Window (Season 6, "The Beard"), Elaine Ruffles The Soup Nazis Feathers (Season 7, "The Soup Nazi"). leave everyone horrified, but it takes Elaine seeing herself on tape to realize the true depravity of her dancing, which George aptly calls a full-body dry heave set to music.. 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